Mathematic Jokes.

Okay, so I was wandering on net when I found these funny jokes. LOL

Click here for more. An interesting site I can say, facts, myths, jokes, riddle etc. All there.

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Worries While Flying

Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced that they had lost an engine, but don't worry, there are three left.

However, instead of 5 hours it would take 7 hours to get to New York. A little later, he announced that a second engine failed, and they still had two left, but it would take 10 hours to get to New York.

Somewhat later, the pilot again came on the intercom and announced that a third engine had died. Never fear, he announced, because the plane could fly on a single engine.

However, it would now take 18 hours to get to New York. At this point, one statistician turned to the other and said, "Gee, I hope we don't lose that last engine, or we'll be up here forever!"

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Debate About The Box

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in area for some sheep, but they have a limited amount of building material. The engineer gets up first and makes a square fence with the material, reasoning that it's a pretty good working solution. "No no," says the physicist, "there's a better way." He takes the fence and makes a circular pen, showing how it encompasses the maximum possible space with the given material.

Then the mathematician speaks up: "No no, there's an even better way." To the others' amusement he proceeds to construct a little tiny fence around himself, then declares:

"I define myself to be on the outside."

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p/s: Maths is fun and i just love it!

iNi sPeCiaL eDitiOn~~

ahemm., ni kali laa.. sy mau post lam bm lu.. testing kunun2.. hahha

suma post2 sy sblm ni lam bi.. tp sy ni anak sabah tau.. wlaupun ada darah brunei jg..

bkn sb sy mau eksen2 ba.. sy mau kasi mantap ja bi sy..

nanti lu habis study msti sy mau cari keja kn..

lu mau dapat keja msti p interview pula.. lu interview msti lam bi.. adei!

n sy paling lemah lam bi.. bab speaking ne mahh..

result muet sy pun speaking test sgt2 terukkkk......

wlaupun test len suma ok.. tp sy tia kecewa pun.. sb mmg sy truk berspeaking.. haha

sy sdiri pun heran.. padahal lu subjek bi sy mmg buli dikatakan terror..

minta ajar la sama sy.. buli bahh.. tp jangan sekali2 suruh sy becakap..

sy hanya akan sanggup speaking tem terdesak.. iaitu presentation..

sb lu sy x buat, teda la markah.. huh! terseksa jiwa raga woo..

mau pingsan sy bdiri d depan.. nasib subjek bi suma sy suda lepas..

dapat A lg.. hohoho.. sb exam tia pyh speaking pun.. :D

sy ada jg angan2 mau masuk university of tesside ba ni.. 

sb kolej sy bersahabat sama dorang kn.. jd senang la dapat..

tiap sem dorang datang p tempat kmi.. tp perlu temuduga bei  ..

tapun ja laa~~~ len kali tunggu sy kaya, sy p ja jalan2 sana.. XD

itu ja ba 2 sy mau crita.. free butul sy ini hari.. bosan..

on9 ja keja sy.. rasa mau muntah pun ada woo.. x tahan.. adei..

mau sambung tgk drama korea who are you la..

zzzzzZZZZZZZZZZ~~~~~~~~~~

aHHHH..mY fuTurE is IN mY HEad,,,

currently.. this matthew sweet song.. come to california is stuck in my head.. not an interesting lyrics.. but the melody sure is.. it makes me think a lot on my future.. it cant be helped.. i'm 20.. and hasnt achieve anything in my life yet.. i know, its normal 4 sumone my age to stil be studying.. they said its for mi propio futuro.. mi propio bien.. and mi familia.. but cant i just skip all that and go to the top indeed?? i want it.. but thats the mind of a horodious cow ofcourse,, i'm running to be a rock star.. i'll run till i'm there.. theres no regret.. no turn back.. and no loosing face.. a coward will never make it.. uhrg, who am i fooling.. and what am i joking about.. going home less than a week from now.. cant wait..but.. the battle must be finished!! computer organisation, wait for me killer!! i'll show u who rules.. damn!! i'm sure good at pesky words.. hahha.. and urmmm.. did my orga lecturer just pass me by and said.. "hah! study la sangat.. study la sangat.." did he? did he? did he? yaiiiiiii... i will get a gud mark on orga sir... errrrr.. i will try?? i will!!!! trust me..:P hahha^^

woo.. this one.. boring!!!

heY buZy, aRe u tRyinG tO kiLL mE??!!!!!

its been quite some time i did not updated my blog.. been kinda busy all along the way.. with tests, assignments, projects, presentations and exam which is around the corner.. how many day left?? yai!!!! scary!! been so tired too.. spending too much time at the lab finishing the PLC project which due this saturday!! omg, all this is driving me crazy.. and about this moving house thing.. aigoooo...... the skinny me will become skinnier.... whats the worse that i can be.. an anerox?? no!!!!!...... i cant make a living with that.. haha.. just kidding.. but with all the dramas and realities that i've been facing, i still got some time to watch my fav drama series.. lie to me and ghost whisperer.. too great until i'm willing to sacrifice few hour of my sleep that i value so much.. well, i guess its ruin me.. lack of sleep make it hard for me to concentrate on the lecturing.. my body become weak, and my brain didnt get enough oxygen to make my eye stay open wider to see my lecturer infront or the writing on the white board itself.. well, i've realize that now.. so that would mean, no more my sexy girl melinda gordon a.k.a jennifer love hewitt for now.. off till i'm done with my final-killing-so-bad exam.. i better make sure i do as i said.. so hard looo...... hey!! the nature is calling, so long for now!

sOoo sTupiD La u aLL nihHH...puihhh!!!

everything went just rite until last nite.. shocking lab date that due next week!!!!! u got to be kidding me... and final exam's date that was suppose to end at 19th of December changed to 21th???!!! hell, thats crazy.. since my allowance for November is all gone (for buying my ticket back to Sabah ofcoz!!).. haha! and the closed conversation between us students with those stupid representative from @#%%# this morning that suppose to be our problem solver turns out acting selfishly by putting all the blame back to us.. hello??? we wont tell u our problems if we can solve them all by ourselves.. we're the students here.. i'm asking for our right!! ahaha.. as if i'm brave enough to speak all my minds in front of hundreds students that present there.. well, enough on that.. it wont get me anywhere anyway.. missing my sweet slave ahles ian and seli.. will call them later la.. rite now i need to think of sumthing to do.. reading maybe??.. hurm.... zzzzZZZZZZZZ