Mathematic Jokes.

Okay, so I was wandering on net when I found these funny jokes. LOL

Click here for more. An interesting site I can say, facts, myths, jokes, riddle etc. All there.

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Worries While Flying

Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced that they had lost an engine, but don't worry, there are three left.

However, instead of 5 hours it would take 7 hours to get to New York. A little later, he announced that a second engine failed, and they still had two left, but it would take 10 hours to get to New York.

Somewhat later, the pilot again came on the intercom and announced that a third engine had died. Never fear, he announced, because the plane could fly on a single engine.

However, it would now take 18 hours to get to New York. At this point, one statistician turned to the other and said, "Gee, I hope we don't lose that last engine, or we'll be up here forever!"

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Debate About The Box

An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in area for some sheep, but they have a limited amount of building material. The engineer gets up first and makes a square fence with the material, reasoning that it's a pretty good working solution. "No no," says the physicist, "there's a better way." He takes the fence and makes a circular pen, showing how it encompasses the maximum possible space with the given material.

Then the mathematician speaks up: "No no, there's an even better way." To the others' amusement he proceeds to construct a little tiny fence around himself, then declares:

"I define myself to be on the outside."

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p/s: Maths is fun and i just love it!

Living is not a choice. Dying is not either.

Pheww.. Its been some time since i last shared things on this bloggy. (last wednesday! LOL) I've been busy. hahha.. Yeah, i did.

The thing is, i don't want to regret any time loss. I've found a new hobby.. Yerp, playing guitar. Its not as easy as 1 2 3 ya know.. and i'm not an expert yet. :D

Actually i've try to learn how to play it since... what?? years ago? But none of them succeed. Yeah, its me who get excited at first and ignore it as i get busy on my study later on. Plus, i don't own a guitar back then. Old story. So yesterday!

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Another breaking story, Amy Winehouse's death. 

I once adore her since i loved her 'Back To Black' so much. Personally, i think she is a very talented artist. Beautiful in her own way.. But drugs and alcohol had destroy her. 

Tragic. At 27 years old, she could have still on her run achieving the best in her life, but she choose not to. As Lily Allen said~~"She was such a lost soul".

She's going back to black. =_="

wordless wednesday : ever been here??

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Tambunan's ancient warriors, Tamadun and Gombunan.

Mahua Waterfall

Tambunan's Rafflesia Reserve

Paddy field aka tabasan

Mahua River

Random kampung at Tambunan

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p/s : i does not own this. All the images was from google. One thing for sure, this is my hometown. :)

not funny at all. LOL

ding dong! dreamland is calling! pull up your blanket as i, the dream fairy will lead you through this journey. be happy, play it safe. u don't want to wake up in the morning knowing your nose isn't there anymore.. :P

haha.. not funny at all. nothing special today. i've been spending more than 50% of my day infront of my lappy.. updating my resume and searching for available jobs through the net. i won't consider it as a waste though.. :D

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i've started watching this korean movie 'fantasy couple' since few days ago but haven't finish them yet. all because i have to suit my time with mummy and my lil sis.. a working mother and a student. they told me not to watch it without them.. LOL

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i should stop writing now, bed is calling. i don't want to end up waking up late again in the morning.. it have been my habit now since i come back home. i seriously hate it.

for anyone out there, visit me on dreamland. this message is powered by ozja.blogspot.com

cheers!

money making..

yoooheeeeeeeeeeee....now i seriously need to start making money.. hurm, anyone?? part time job maybe. job on9 will do too.. i'll do anything.. if not, i'll have no money to attend my graduation by the end of october. CRAZY!! i've been waiting for that moment for quit some time.. and now i'll have to cancel it from my event list??? no way!! uhrg!! just give my damn money!! LOL

now i sound scary huh. i'm so sorry,, i'm just being frustrated.. i'm upset with myself. feels like a useless person.. spending years and came out for nothing. oh God, please don't let this small matter ruin me. yeah, money can't buy us happiness. Jessie J was right.. i know.. ngeeee..

okay, so come on peeps, time won't wait! i need to start making my plan. u'll hear from me again. soon!

wordless wednesday : God is good!

muRmurRinG iS BoRinG!!

dear me,, hows life? uhrg! screw me! i've just finish blogwalking.. so life goes on huh. currently.. currently.. currently.. and i'm currently up-dating my blog post.. :D

neither on facebook, blog, tv, or news paper.. people was busy talking about the "BERSIH 2.0" thing.. i have no idea what its all about.. but somehow it had something to do with the politics. end it here.

another currently thingy, i'm reading this old book of mine "Thanks For The Memories" by Cecelia Ahern. yeah, kinda embarrassing but i haven't finish reading it yet.. haiyah! but the "p/s I Love You" had surely done. :D i'm looking forward to have all the collection of her masterpiece..

there's more than these.. :D

the babe behind it.. :D

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hohoho.. think i've just run wild in this entry.. no specific idea.. its okay though. i've shared about Cecelia.. :)

beautiful girl. isn't she? weeee.. i almost can't believe it.. when i first bought "p/s I Love You", i thought she was a model.. hahha 

well, same thing goes here. i could have been an architect if i didn't get lose.. :P

but i never regret it. really.. getting older and having no job kills me sometime.. i used to hope that i'll finish my study as quick as possible before.. and now.. guess what?? i'm desperately want to face those book again. i'm sick! well, think i need to seriously consider of furthering my study after this..

okay, i need to stop writing before i continue murmuring of my present situation. i don't want to make somebody getting ill of reading my post,, please forgive me. this will the last entry where i'd mention  about the jobless me! haha..

so, lets call it a night..

(=,=)Y..zzzZZ

robot-not generating money. but knowledge!

gud morning!! yerp, its a morning post of the day.. haaa.. i'm just kinda excited.. nope! i'm too excited! i finally made it! the waiting is over. on my last post, i said 'my blog would need a new look'. so for the past few day, i've been hunting for the coolest background i could ever found.. and here we are! i can't expect more.. cause i just love it! so what do u think? maybe pink was not ur type eyy?? its okay, just me and my pink obsession.. :D

not lot happen to me these past few day, i'm still at home. babysitting. LOL. but i now had a new job.. -->giving tuition to our two sweet old babies. i'd rather call them crazy old babies actually.. they were taller than me.. and naughty. HAHA! but i love them,, so much! then i'll never regret it for not making money out there.. since i'll make their brain full with knowledge.. :)

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the old babies, ian and seli :D

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haaa.. i steal these photographs from their facebook profile picture.. no offense.. no offense.. well, since i started last night, its not too tough. really.. but i'll need more and more patience since they were stubborn.. its okay.. remember this saying?? "ALL IS WELL". yeah, from the movie 'three idiots'.

so thats all for now i think, got lots of housework awaits.. ( =_=),, by the way, i'm still looking for a job. or part time job maybe.. anyone?? huh, now i'm politely offering my service. scary!! well then, till we meet again.. lots of love from me.. cheers!!

yOu tHere!! i waNt mY moneY!!

hahha..

what a saying..

yerrpp, i've finished my study..

but no.. i haven't found any job yet..

in short, i'm free and jobless..

hell thats embarrassing.

uhrg, think i'm just desperate..

i need a job immediately!!

i've studied in diploma for ELECTRONICS ENGINEERING

and here i am..

stuck at home babysitting this two old babies of our.. hahha

nevermind.. things will change..

i know.. right??

i mean its not even a month since i finished my study.

yuuuppp.. think positive..

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okayy.. enough on that..
since i hold the time of the world,
think my blog would need a new look..
will be busy renovating.
till then..
so long...
;p